[Warning: this post contains music.]
From last year:
![Screen Shot 2015-12-08 at 5.35.00 PM](https://metametamedieval.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-08-at-5-35-00-pm.png?w=940)
Uncannily, two days later brought this live action (or its opposite) from last year’s final exam for FREN 101:
![exam-osborne](https://metametamedieval.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/exam-osborne.jpg?w=940)
The bigger picture and the importance of Point Of View, not seen by the unfortunate unwitting students: alter dicat, quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
(If you’re still wondering: UBC Kinesiology.)
How I would prefer exams (and life) to be:
New exam-season additions for this year:
![poke-pen](https://metametamedieval.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/poke-pen.jpg?w=940)
One to add to exam instructions for students: “you may write in ink of any darker colour, pencil, your own blood, or any other visible non-odorous substance EXCEPT …”
![Screen Shot 2015-12-08 at 5.34.02 PM](https://metametamedieval.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-08-at-5-34-02-pm.png?w=940)
Commend me on my organisation: I’ve planned my exam-marking and final-grade-calculating soundtrack. It will probably be longer than needed. If it’s not long enough, I’ll just ask the interweb gods for a Divine Revelation Glorious Random Upbeat Disco Mix:
Meanwhile, the official office coffee mug is continuing in its stellar service as a stabilising constant, comfort, and consolation.